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Review: The Thousand Dollar Tan Line by Rob Thomas and Jennifer Graham

Series: Veronica Mars #1

the thousand dollar tan line -rob thomasFrom Rob Thomas, the creator of groundbreaking television series and movie Veronica Mars, comes the first book in a thrilling new mystery series.

Ten years after graduating from high school in Neptune, California, Veronica Mars is back in the land of sun, sand, crime, and corruption. She’s traded in her law degree for her old private investigating license, struggling to keep Mars Investigations afloat on the scant cash earned by catching cheating spouses until she can score her first big case.

Now it’s spring break, and college students descend on Neptune, transforming the beaches and boardwalks into a frenzied, week-long rave. When a girl disappears from a party, Veronica is called in to investigate. But this is not a simple missing person’s case. The house the girl vanished from belongs to a man with serious criminal ties, and soon Veronica is plunged into a dangerous underworld of drugs and organized crime. And when a major break in the investigation has a shocking connection to Veronica’s past, the case hits closer to home than she ever imagined.


3 Drink Me Potions


The Thousand-Dollar Tan Line was a very quick read. It was impossible to put down. Rob Thomas picks up right where the 2014 movie stops. Therefore, it’s essential that the movie be watched first before this book is read, as there are plot continuity from the movie.

However, the 3 star rating was from the lack of romance, although I’m loving the LoVe that is still running through. The mystery was not Thomas’ best work, in my opinion. Don’t get me wrong, his red herrings were still brilliant, but I found plot holes where he could have gone and elaborated a bit more. For example, what’s with the drug cartel plotline he threw in there? The dangerous Gutierrez cousins were certainly an interesting aspect. I am hoping there would be more continuity in the next book, Mr. Kiss and Tell. Here’s to fingers crossed!

As for the actual conclusion to the mystery, it was a little disappointing. Yes, it was unexpected, but I guess I was hoping for something crazier and more “OMG that never crossed my mind but it makes absolute sense somehow”. That was how I felt of Season 1 and 2’s conclusions of Veronica Mars.

Either way, here’s to fans who’ve waited forever. The characters we love and of course, LoVe rekindling, this has been a much-anticipated read that is still very enjoyable !

Overall Recommendation:
My quick pointers in regards to this story is….
1. LoVe wasn’t to my satisfaction. Here’s the anticipation of more LoVe in the next installment!
2. Mystery was compelling, with lots of red herrings, but it just wasn’t to par with Thomas’ normal level of cleverness, in my honest opinion.
3. VERY IMPORTANT! Watch the TV series, but most DEFINITELY the MOVIE FIRST. There is too much continuity to not have at least seen the movie before reading. Plus, there would be more of an understanding behind each character if the TV series was watched also.

YA

Review: Killer Instinct by Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Series: The Naturals #2

killer instinct -jennifer lynn barnesSeventeen-year-old Cassie Hobbes has a gift for profiling people. Her talent has landed her a spot in an elite FBI program for teens with innate crime-solving abilities, and into some harrowing situations. After barely escaping a confrontation with an unbalanced killer obsessed with her mother’s murder, Cassie hopes she and the rest of the team can stick to solving cold cases from a distance.

But when victims of a brutal new serial killer start turning up, the Naturals are pulled into an active case that strikes too close to home: the killer is a perfect copycat of Dean’s incarcerated father—a man he’d do anything to forget. Forced deeper into a murderer’s psyche than ever before, will the Naturals be able to outsmart the enigmatic killer’s brutal mind games before this copycat twists them into his web for good?

With her trademark wit, brilliant plotting, and twists that no one will see coming, Jennifer Lynn Barnes will keep readers on the edge of their seats (and looking over their shoulders) as they race through the pages of this thrilling novel.


4 Drink Me Potions


Killer Instinct is what a follow-up sequel should look like. After reading The Naturals, it already amazed me at the high level of proficiency needed in creating all the twists and turns of a plot like that. This book does that justice, even taking the twists to a whole new playing field. Jennifer Lynn Barnes is one amazing author.

The story focuses on a group of 5 teenagers with special abilities, called the Naturals. Now, who doesn’t like the sound of that? An emotion reader, lie detector, two profilers and a statistical genius? And this is all happens naturally to them. They are recruited by the FBI to help solve cold cases, but it always leads to participating in an active case. This time, there’s a copycat serial killer on the loose and it gets so much juicier from there!

Reading the story and trying to logically deduce who the killer was, I realized there is a lot of thinking required to throw red-herrings at the readers, and also have them make sense in the context of the plot. It was a very fascinating read with an ending that is not all that predictable.

I appreciated the friendships between the 5 main characters, as well as their individual personalities. Barnes writes in such a way that you can imagine what each person would say, a figure that’s coming to life right on the pages in front of you. They’re not just bland characters you see in every book. I will admit that Michael is the typical “funny” guy who makes the girl smile and can take things lightly, while Dean is the dark, quiet “brooding” guy in the background that intrigues the girl. There is the stereotypical characterization but through context and their character building, it becomes more than just a stereotype, for which I give kudos to Barnes.

There isn’t a lot of romance in this story, so romance lovers beware. However, I feel that romance and love triangles can get in the way of a good mystery story a lot, so I actually appreciated tamping down on hints of romance for most of the book. It allowed the focus to stay on the mystery instead of the drama between the 3 characters.

Overall Recommendation:
Killer Instinct stepped up to its predecessor’s reputation and more. A new intriguing mystery for our favourite Naturals, with suspense and unpredictable twists along the road. A definite read for those who want to know more than “who-dun-it”, and get inside a killer’s head to understand why they do it. Jennifer Lynn Barnes does NOT disappoint with her sequel, leaving you reading until the wee hours of morning just to know the answer. Criminal Minds? Pshh, this is definitely en par.

YA

Review: The Secrets of Lily Graves by Sarah Strohmeyer

the secrets of lily graves -sarah strohmeyerWith the intrigue of Pretty Little Liars and plenty of romance, bestselling author Sarah Strohmeyer weaves a story of secrets and lies—set in a funeral parlor.

Growing up in a house of female morticians, Lily Graves knows all about buried secrets. She knows that perfect senior-class president Erin Donohue isn’t what she seems. She knows why Erin’s ex-boyfriend, hot football player Matt Houser, broke up with her. And she also knows that, even though she says she and Matt are just friends, there is something brewing between them—something Erin definitely did not like.

But secrets, even ones that are long buried, have a way of returning to haunt their keeper.

So when Erin is found dead the day after attacking Lily in a jealous rage, Lily’s and Matt’s safe little lives, and the lives of everyone in their town of Potsdam, begin to unravel. And their relationship—which grew from innocent after-school tutoring sessions to late-night clandestine rendezvous—makes them both suspects.

As her world crumbles around her, Lily must figure out the difference between truth and deception, genuine love and a web of lies. And she must do it quickly, before the killer claims another victim.


2.5 Drink Me Potions


The rating above is considered me being generous. The Secrets of Lily Graves wasn’t absolutely horrendous, which is why I rounded up, but it most definitely was nothing special or outstanding.

Lily Graves and her family background provided a very intriguing protagonist to follow in this YA novel. That in itself should have set this book apart….if it had been written well. I honestly tried to really enjoy this book. I love murder mysteries, especially when they have you on the edge of your seat with suspense and horror to the very last reveal. This was not so much the case here. Suspense? Pfft, not present. Romance? (’cause oh yeah, this was supposed to be some suspenseful AND romantic story). Not even. I encountered way too many problems while reading it, and the below are just me ranting out the major ones.

1) Lily Graves herself.
I wanted to enjoy her voice more, considering we’re reading in her perspective. I hate it when I don’t like the protagonist because it makes the story so much harder to continue with. It’s not because she’s different from any typical YA-type main character. She likes to adorn herself in garb resembling Morticia Addams (or whoever else in the Addams family you care to remember); enjoys helping her aunt prep dead bodies for wakes/funerals since she was like, 8 years old; reads fun books like The Tibetan Book of the Dead and despises to be “normal”.

Ok, so she is definitely not a girl you read about very often, but that wasn’t why I didn’t love her. I don’t expect to be able to relate to her (no, I don’t obsess much about all things dead/black….except maybe black lace), but I had hoped to at least understand her and her perspective enough to enjoy her story. But nope. It didn’t happen. This may be more of a JUST-ME kind of thing.

2) Romance?
I say this with a question mark ’cause honestly, was there much of it at all? The story starts off with the fact that Lily and her hot jock guy “friend”, Matt, had already had their history. There are brief flashbacks that Lily provides of when he first approached her for tutoring and that’s where their “relationship” began.

BUT we don’t get to see much of a romance developing/developed AT ALL. It’s kind of like the author was too lazy to put in the details of their budding romance, considering Matt had a girlfriend- who was the one who died by the way- during the events right before the story started so nothing SHOULD’VE happened before that (and if something HAD happened, we wouldn’t know since Sarah Strohmeyer sure didn’t add anything about it). However, you, as the reader, get the distinct feeling that they “like” each other and everything, but there’s never a lot of talk about it. Or how it happened. Why, you may ask?
‘Cause the author was too busy laying down the foundation for a MYSTERY novel to have the time to focus on ROMANCE. Don’t worry, I’ll get back to this point soon.

Let’s just say that Matt was an unremarkable love interest, considering Lily is such a unique character. It also never mentions why he suddenly wanted to get to know her better. I’m very puzzled at that still. A hot jock interested (possibly romantically) in an odd girl yet he still left right away after each tutoring session was over? Hmm, doesn’t make sense to me. I’ll let you puzzle that out yourself.

3) THE mystery?
Oh please. It wasn’t too hard to guess out of the few characters in the book who could have possibly committed the crime. Obviously it’s not going to be some random character to throw out at the end, and not any red herrings the author threw out in the middle of the book. If she had developed/thrown more characters into the story, then it could have made plausible motive difficult to guess out of all of them. Needless to say, that was not the case.

This is the first novel I have read by Sarah Strohmeyer so I may be wrong when I say the following (please do not get mad at my honest opinion). I don’t think mystery novels are her strong suit. It seems she has written some very successful rom-coms, and in my opinion, those are what she is better at. The story lacked in romance because she focused on grounding out the mystery. It wasn’t all bad. Predictable and not very suspenseful, yes, but it wasn’t a terrible read. Maybe if she tried again, it’ll be better next time, but for The Secrets of Lily Graves both aspects are in much needed work.

4) The ending….
What? That was me at the end of this story. It left such an unsatisfying tinge in my mouth. I swear, the climax and ending/epilogue only took up the last 20 pages or so. It was rushed and left some questions hanging.

Without giving away too much, let’s just say that the motives for why that someone would want to frame Lily is questionable. Sure, you can say they didn’t care much for her, but why? I think it warranted at least an attempt to answer the why. Also, the epilogue was like a summary of what was happening after the events of the climax/arrest, written as if in 3rd person instead of the first person narrative from Lily. It was a bit detached, like she was quickly stating “And this is what happened to the culprit, etc. while Matt and I live happily ever after…The End”. I’d say the end was just short of sounding downright impatient to be finished.

Overall Recommendation:
The Secrets of Lily Graves was nothing remarkable, neither done well as a mystery or a romance novel. It was like the author was trying too hard to do one, so it ended up destroying the other. I would NOT recommend this to any diehard mystery fans out there, as the storyline was mediocre in adding suspense and had a predictable culprit. If you just want to try your hand at a mystery, then give this a shot as it won’t scare you much like other nitty-gritty mysteries may. All in all, this was a story with potential that just fizzled in the middle.